May 2013
my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:
dylanquents:
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
what’s the point of cute boys if i can’t have one
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
jesuschristvevo:
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
fullmetal-dipshit:
ozzyosborntodie:
“you’re a virgin, so obviously you know nothing about sex”
uoa:
people always tell me that i look sad and tired
i know i look sad and tired
i am sad and tired.
sadhag:
you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships
you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you
you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving
you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself
undeadlife:
If you actually think physical attractiveness is important in a relationship, you are not shallow. To make a good relationship last you have to be physically and mentally attracted to the person. I am tired of seeing people being called shallow simply because they are looking for someone attractive to them, mentally and physically.
You are shallow when physical attractiveness is the...
nicolascageholocaust:
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people
LIFE HACK
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
crapuccinos:
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
There's always that one teacher who puts shit on a...
laugh-addict:
horriblyhorrible:
I like staying up all night but I also like getting 12 hours of sleep do you see my problem
margaerynn:
margaerynn:
a Game of Thrones au where the Starks have teacup pomeranians instead of direwolves
“that one’s yours, Jon Snow”
buck-barnes:
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
thefandommenace:
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
