"you only post selfies for the attention"
everything I do is for attention
- Guy: Hey can I hear 'Teenage Dream'? We need music to cuddle to.
- Radio DJ: Sure! Hey Katy Perry is pretty hot right? Wouldn't mind cuddling with her right?
- Guy: Uh, yeah, sure.
- Radio DJ: What's your girlfriend's name buddy?
- Guy: .... His name is Patrick.
always practice safe sex!! until you have mastered it. then you are permitted to practice Danger Sex
I love how Dylan Sprouse is handling his nudes getting leaked
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again