sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

bedpole:

wearing cute underwear makes me hate myself a little less

ammarmali:

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”